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Chinese Version

一天,儿子问爸爸: "爸, 为什么男生女生嘿咻嘿咻的时候, 女孩会比男孩舒服呢?"　　
爸爸想了想说: "自己好好想想嘛.你挖鼻孔时,是手指舒服还是鼻孔舒服?"　

儿子: "那为什么同样是嘿咻嘿咻,女生却不喜欢被强暴呢?"
爸爸: "你真是笨啊!你走在马路上,突然有个人跑来挖你鼻孔,你会喜欢啊?"

儿子: "为什么女生来 '大姨妈' 时不能嘿咻嘿咻呢?"
爸爸: "笨呀!!!你流鼻血时,你会去挖鼻孔吗?"

儿子："为什么男人在“嘿休嘿休”是不爱带安全套呀?"
爸爸："你爱带着手套挖鼻孔吗?"

Singlish Translation

Son: Daddy ar, why hor, women feel more comfortable when they're having sex?
Dad: OK, when you pick your nose that time, your nose or finger feel more comfortable?

Son: So if they have sex that time so comfortable, why don't they like being raped leh?
Dad: Stupid ar you! When you're walking on the street, then suddenly some random guy come and pick your nose, you like ar?!

Son: When girls have period, why they don't like to have sex?
Dad: Would you pick your nose when it's bleeding?

Son: And then hor daddy, why guys don't like to use condom when having sex?
Dad: Do you wear gloves when picking your nose? -.-'''
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